What is black and white, black and white and black and white?
Why did Mickey Mouse go into outer space?
Why did the skeleton play the piano?
Why didn't the orange cross the road?
What did the baby chick say when his mum sat on an orange?
Why was the mother flea so sad?
How do you know if a fish is a Christian?
If I had 10 apples in one hand and 15 oranges in the other what would I have?
How do you make a milk shake?
So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?", she said "OK then", I said "Nearest to bull starts".
A boy walks into a butcher shop, looks at the butcher behind the counter and says, "I bet you can't reach that slab of meat on the top shelf",
"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin.
Doctor, Doctor I feel like I'm invisible
What happens when you play table-tennis with a rotten egg?
what happened to the lady who dreamt she was eating a big marshmallow???????
A man went to the doctor and said "Doctor, every time I close my eyes I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Pluto...WHAT CAN I DO ??? ! ! "
doctor doctor I feel like a pack of cards
Why do skeletons not like to go to scary movies?